Limericks

Hickory Dickory Chance

The mice like to Dance

Then we Party 

And have a Farty

Hickory Dickory Prance. 

We all have fun in the sun

And when it’s all done

We know how to play

And have a good day

While everybody has lots of fun.

In the season of fall

Birds like to call

To find a mate 

To settle a fate

And to be friends with all.

There once was a girl that was bright

Her clothes were very tight

She liked to rhyme

And have a good time

But she was always right.

There once was a girl called Nelly

She liked to fill her belly

But she popped 

And got topped

And her foot would not fit her welly 

All the children at school 

Long to be in the pool

So at the end of the day 

They all shout “Hooray!!

Now we can be very cool!!"

I know a guy called Santa

He likes to drink fanta

He has a cat

That’s very fat

That goes around in a canta.